Patrick Warburton as a Rod-Serling-meets-Don-Draper-somehow Lemony Snicket is amazing and I love it
A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS 1.01 + book quotes
all you have to do is look hard enough. and what might seem to be a series of unfortunate events may, in fact, be the first steps of a journey.
[Lyrics]
You may think that the Baudelaires ought to prevail,
and be tucked some place, all safe and sound;
Count Olaf captured and rotting in jail,
his henchpeople nowhere around.But there’s no happy endings; not here and not now.
This tale is all sorrows and woes.
You dream that justice and peace win the day,
but that’s not how the story goes.You might think that two parents, both brave and both true,
would live till a nice ripe old age.
But I’m sad to say I have bad news for you:
The curtain rings down on the stage.Yes, there’s no happy endings; not here and not now.
This tale is all sorrows and woes.
You dream that justice and peace win the day,
but that’s not how the story goes.I once loved a girl and she thought well of me.
We thought we’d be happy together.
But now I’m alone, as you can well see,
and she’s cold in her grave forever.There’s no happy endings; not here and not now.
This tale is all sorrows and woes.
You dream that justice and peace win the day,
but that’s not how the story goes.The world is a pair of ill-fitting pants,
and other dire hideous clothes.
You may think that three children would lead pleasant lives,
but that’s not how the story goes.Some people smile at the end of the day;
some people laugh, I suppose.
But to me there’s nothing but gloom and despair.
That’s just how the story goes.That’s just how the story…
Hmm, that’s nice.
Anyone who knew Violet well could tell she was thinking hard, because her long hair was tied up in a ribbon to keep it out of her eyes.
the baudelaire orphans//from page to screen
i didn’t realize this was a sad occasion.
Netflix’s adaptation of Lemony Snicket’s “A Series of Unfortunate Events” is most agreeable, a word which here means fucking lit 💯👏🏻
